LOVE ME DAMMIT
Friday, December 11
Wednesday, December 9
christmas rant
its time for my yearly rant on Christmas. I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! why do we, who fight for our rights for privacy, allow some overweight old guy to break into our house to leave things for our children. were it anyone else we would have a conniption fit. but not only do we allow it we reward it with people dressing up like him, allowing our children to wright him letters making demands, and then leave treats out for this man to consume even though our children could use these treats as a reward for behaving at that horrendous dinner w/ our families that our crazy aunt ruined, goodness bless her, and where gifts of socks and underwear were exchanged.
Monday, December 7
Finals
finals are coming up this week but tommorow is DEAD DAY!!!
im excited.
even if i must work 3days after finals are done.
im excited.
even if i must work 3days after finals are done.
darkside zodiac
here is some fun to go with the zodiac stuff. it shows all your bad stuff. boy is it on to. as a pisces im crazy and im full of bad habits. here is the post below says about me:
http://www.bemyastrologer.com/sun_sign_downside.html#pisces
Pisces has often been called the dustbin of the zodiac. Mental hospital is a closer description. On your trek around the karmic wheel, you've not only picked up everyone else's bad habit, you've managed to forgo most of the good ones.
You are as obtuse as Taurus, anal as Virgo, and as wishy-washy as Libra. You blather as much as Gemini and Sagittarius put together, but your conversation is limited to instant replays of all the boring details of your crisis-laden life. When you want something you can knock down more little old ladies than an Aries fighting to be first at a Macy's white sale. You are as freaked-out as Aquarius, obsessed as Scorpio, and whiny as a Cancer with a sore throat. Your penchant for theatrics makes the most flamboyant Leo look reticent, and your opinion of yourself is higher than that of a Capricorn who's just foreclosed on a Swiss bank.
yea
LOVE ME DAMMIT
http://www.bemyastrologer.com/sun_sign_downside.html#pisces
Pisces has often been called the dustbin of the zodiac. Mental hospital is a closer description. On your trek around the karmic wheel, you've not only picked up everyone else's bad habit, you've managed to forgo most of the good ones.
You are as obtuse as Taurus, anal as Virgo, and as wishy-washy as Libra. You blather as much as Gemini and Sagittarius put together, but your conversation is limited to instant replays of all the boring details of your crisis-laden life. When you want something you can knock down more little old ladies than an Aries fighting to be first at a Macy's white sale. You are as freaked-out as Aquarius, obsessed as Scorpio, and whiny as a Cancer with a sore throat. Your penchant for theatrics makes the most flamboyant Leo look reticent, and your opinion of yourself is higher than that of a Capricorn who's just foreclosed on a Swiss bank.
yea
LOVE ME DAMMIT
chinese zodiac
for the Chinese zodiac im a snake. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea
snake
anyway read:
The Snake (SHE)
Ruler of the hours 9am to 11am' when its best to sleep or watch TV
Direction - South/Southwest tropics here i come
Season - Spring/May
Fixed element - Fire negative fire? really? i mean its fun to play with but im also a fish and snakes swim right?
Yin/Yang - Yin yea bad
yea
snake
anyway read:
The Snake (SHE)
Ruler of the hours 9am to 11am' when its best to sleep or watch TV
Direction - South/Southwest tropics here i come
Season - Spring/May
Fixed element - Fire negative fire? really? i mean its fun to play with but im also a fish and snakes swim right?
Yin/Yang - Yin yea bad
Roman Zodiac
here lately i've been really interested in the zodiac. im a Pisces, the fish that swim in the sea of purity. most Pisces enjoy beuty, love, simplicity, and creativity. but we are also manipulative, canifing, and good liars. read this:
Pisces : is the twelfth and mutable/water sign of the zodiac.General personality traits of a typical Picean: Positive: Bashful, mystical, creative, inventive, mindful and helpful of others, a developed sense of compassion and understanding of others, romantic, gentle and kind.Negative: Self deprecating and blaming, depressive, too wrapped up in the problems of others, loss of touch with reality, self pitying and too dependent.
cool uh? my oppisite is Virgo. i work well with Pisces, Aries, Taures, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, and Aquarius. I can work with Gemini, Virgo, and Sagitarius. And I can't do anything with Leo or Libra.
Pisces : is the twelfth and mutable/water sign of the zodiac.General personality traits of a typical Picean: Positive: Bashful, mystical, creative, inventive, mindful and helpful of others, a developed sense of compassion and understanding of others, romantic, gentle and kind.Negative: Self deprecating and blaming, depressive, too wrapped up in the problems of others, loss of touch with reality, self pitying and too dependent.
cool uh? my oppisite is Virgo. i work well with Pisces, Aries, Taures, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, and Aquarius. I can work with Gemini, Virgo, and Sagitarius. And I can't do anything with Leo or Libra.
Wednesday, December 2
TV in your Head
As I said on Nov. 30th I love TV. But did you know that there is a way to watch TV in your head. Its called BOOKS. HAHAHA!!! I bet you didn't expect that one! But seriosly books are good. Why? because I said so... yea. Good Authors and Good Books:
- David Eddings- ALL
- Diana Wynne Jones- Howl's Moving Castle (sequels pending)
- J.V. Jones- The Baker's Boy
- Charlaine Harris- Sookie Series and Harper Series
- Mercedes Lackey and James Mallory- The Obsidian Trilogy
- Gregory Maguire -Wicked, Son of a Witch, Lion Among Men
If you have some you like let me know... so I can scoff at you.
LOVE ME DAMMIT
Tuesday, December 1
Cartoons for Twisted People
these r funny:
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http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/7/9/b792607627.jpg
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thanks to jo for sending these and for laughing so hard she cried...
high class insults from high class people:
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker uncl
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
“There can be no keener revelation of a
society’s soul than the way in which it
treats its children.”
...Nelson Mandela
She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker uncl
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
“There can be no keener revelation of a
society’s soul than the way in which it
treats its children.”
...Nelson Mandela
HAHAHA
funny shit
if only insults like that were appreciated today
thanks to my cousin for sending me this
LOVE ME DAMMIT
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